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48

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Posted - 10/30/2009 :  9:49:55 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
db51: You left the coons, potato chips, and Dr. Pepper off. lol.
BTW, how do the coons like the Super Lube??? lol.
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db51

3963 Posts

Posted - 10/30/2009 :  9:53:45 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
John....I'm dying here....I haven't laughed that hard since the 1st time I watched Planes, Trains and Automobiles with John Candy & Steve Martin....that was absolutely brilliant.....lmao....That has to be one of the greatest all time posts on AgWeb.....
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Faust100F

4960 Posts

Posted - 10/30/2009 :  10:03:37 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
db - thanks but you are the King! Maybe this year is my year to get promoted from moron to Hillbilly. There is a lot misery going on out there on the farm, everyone is having weather problems and other problems and humor is hard to find. I really enjoyed the farming for dummies post you made. This one was fun too. Adios Amigo. John
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verbatime

5314 Posts

Posted - 10/31/2009 :  08:08:30 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
gosh guys I'm going to work before you two start kissing.




























Get a room.

"Oh great and almighty editor is this better?"

verbatime
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verbatime

5314 Posts

Posted - 10/31/2009 :  08:11:18 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
just kidding... Hey John why did Sara delete your post about the John Deere dealer and my reply in Money Markets section?





Or am I just too dumb to find it?

"Oh great and almighty editor is this better?"

verbatime
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razor2

213 Posts

Posted - 10/31/2009 :  08:19:35 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Faust, what difference does it make if they are offensive or not? You said "I do not make apologies". Enough said. You sound like a lawyer or something.
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verbatime

5314 Posts

Posted - 10/31/2009 :  08:48:54 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
razor, let it go it was all in fun... carve a pumpkin in your forehead don't mean jack on a discussion board such as this. Even if it was light humor posted toward Sara she can take it and it would be between Sara and John.

We poke fun at Sara she wouldn't like it if we treated her with kid gloves just because she is the almighty editor.

No one likes an ass kisser.
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dennis1

1244 Posts

Posted - 10/31/2009 :  09:29:05 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Now because I called our daughter a pumpkin head, I need to
apologize to the feminist protectors??

but when she was bad, I called her a bird butt.

Now even Sara won't VENT over that, will she?
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Faust100F

4960 Posts

Posted - 10/31/2009 :  10:29:46 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Verb - Razor is smitten with Miss Sarah. He has assumed his position is the 'moral high ground" and has taken on the role of the word police (sensor) here in cyberspace. In short . . . he is a space cadet! Maybe he has lost his r2d2 unit and he cannot compute. Adios Amigo. John
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48

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Posted - 10/31/2009 :  2:01:17 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
razor: Glad to see you back. Thanx for taking me off the hook.
Before, they said I was kissing up to Sara. lol.
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razor2

213 Posts

Posted - 10/31/2009 :  9:08:08 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'll let it go alright, I didn't know so many on here held women with such low esteem, either something to ogle or joke about. Well, have at it guys and you're welcome 48. Looks like your boy is headed for his fourth straight. Well, at least Jeff can laugh all the way to the bank.
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db51

3963 Posts

Posted - 10/31/2009 :  10:51:00 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Razor, you self righteous bozo....something to ogle at??? ***..they want to be ogled....take a look at most women and what they do to get ogled.....the only ones who have given up on ogling are the likes of Janet Reno, Madelline Albright, Hillary Clinton and the rest of their bull dyke buddies.

I'll bet if they did some investigative work, old Sara would see your IP Address showing up in the Daily Exercise page on a regular basis....

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TomOn

714 Posts

Posted - 11/01/2009 :  05:09:52 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
[quote][i]Originally posted by db51[/i]
[br]Razor, you self righteous bozo....something to ogle at??? ***..they want to be ogled....take a look at most women and what they do to get ogled.....the only ones who have given up on ogling are the likes of Janet Reno, Madelline Albright, Hillary Clinton and the rest of their bull dyke buddies.

lol, now DB, you gotta believe that Geraldine Ferraro deserves honorable mention too along with Notsobright , Cliten,& Reemyou.MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.LOL
What the hell, throw Rosie o'Donnell and Ellen Degenerate in that heap of dung too!rotflmao........
I'm still in stitches laughing at some of these great posts of humor.
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TomOn

714 Posts

Posted - 11/01/2009 :  05:34:54 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

11.Get a jumpstart on your Christmas shopping especially for your spouse.
(We're in a Recession - Can you say Re-Gift?)
Lol, I give my wife the same thing every year and its still doesn't seem to bother her, now that's a keeper!

Sara forgot a very important issue for inclusion:
check your truck for an ample supply of ammo for the rifle and cold beer for those long crop touring duties trying to fend off those in the rut that steal from your bottom line.

what pi$$es me off is, the minutes wasted in my life trying ascertain a 6 from an 8 on this ridiculous spam reduction box
do you hear us Sara. Sara Sara, reminds me of the guy in the wheelchair that went to war espousing the name Sarah in Shirley Temple's "Poor Little Rich Girl" at the end of that episode which was a tear jerker at the time..
Anybody else that old?????????????lol
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verbatime

5314 Posts

Posted - 11/01/2009 :  09:09:11 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Why don't we ask Sara... Sara do you mind if Razor and 48 kiss your ass?

Oh never mind.

This might belong in the exercise thread.

"Oh great and almighty editor is this better?"

verbatime
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